Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Good Luck With Your Journey......I Mean, Crazy.


So apparently I have not been paying attention to my calendar. Might have something to do with the overwhelming amount of work I have at the office and the fact I've been jetsetting all over the place. However, I discovered today that judgement day is supposed to start on Saturday. Or the Day of Rapture, or The Big Shit, or whatever you want to label it.  Personally, after hearing and seeing so many of these "doomsdays" come and go, I label it bat-shit crazy.

This from CNN today:


May 21, 2011, according to loyal listeners of Family Radio, a Christian broadcasting network based in Oakland, California, will mark the Day of Rapture and the start of Judgment Day (which, they say, will last five months). Those who are saved will be taken up to heaven, and those who aren’t will endure unspeakable suffering. Dead bodies will be strewn about as earthquakes ravage the Earth, they say. And come October 21, they’ll tell you, the entire world will be kaput.


Full story and video of the crazy...erm....I mean story here:

http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2011/05/18/tick-tock-goes-the-doomsday-clock/?hpt=C1

Apparently the whole thing is going to start with an earthquake. Which to be honest, would not surprise me with the weird weather patterns we have been having. However, I think this will most likely just be another Saturday where most of these "team members" will find themselves waking up outside their RV's in an open field somewhere surrounded by empty canned goods and feeling pretty ridiculous as they take their morning piss.

P

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Round Abound.......


This is still one of my favorite spots of the last year or so. Tom Tom records Darth Vader. So damn funny.

Enjoy.


Friday, May 6, 2011

To All The Moms Out There....


Happy Mothers Day to all of you and thank you for all that you do.

Thursday, May 5, 2011

Fricking Brilliant



Pretty much connected with every single airport visitor. I like the way these guys think. "What can we do that keeps the client cost down and positions them in the forefront of a very crowded advertising environment??  Have Jan the IT guy run down to Best Buy, get a couple of wireless modems and make sure that everyone in the airport looking for free wireless gets the client landing page upon sign on.

Fricken brilliant.

Good Grief....I Almost Unravelled.



Such a great spot for the Google Chrome browser. I almost lost it completely.

Nicely done.

P

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

And Speaking of Starbucks....(Courtesy of Xtranormal)



For those of you not familiar with Xtranormal, its a site where you can basically type a scenario and create your own animated movie. I would advise checking it out. In the meantime, on the heels of my Starbucks post....the only thing this little gem is missing is a reference to Clover-Style.

Starbucks Brand Loyalist? Yes. Aficionado? Not So Much.



From a branding perspective, I adore Starbucks. I wouldn't say I adore them because of the coffee (Peets still out-brews the little mermaid any old day) but from a marketing standpoint, I get (and go) where Starbucks directs me to go as a consumer. 

* Side Note: If you haven't had a chance to pick up and read "Onward: How Starbucks Fought For Its Life Without Losing Its Soul" as of yet, I would recommend the read. Written by CEO Howard Shultz it details how Starbucks took a nose dive upon his departure from the company and how he came back to refocus the brand to its core values. 

Anyway, like I said, even though the coffee is...well Starbucks, meaning its often over-brewed and burnt-tasting, I have found myself connected to the brand more frequently in recent years. Primarily so because of the success they have had at creating an "environment" for their consumers. Quite frankly, all consumers look at Starbucks pretty much the way I do...which is to say that their attraction has very little to do with the coffee and much more to do about the environment Starbucks has created. Starbucks has become the "home office" the "lobby", the "den" and the "library" for targets of all ages and demographics. From the couches and music to the ambient lighting and wireless connections....Starbucks, and the convenience of their many locations on practically every second or third block, have become our mobile, social and work hubs. We navigate our travel plans, city visits and vacations with the same statement every morning "I gotta find a Starbucks."  (Thank you Starbucks iPhone App and Yelp!)

So earlier this year, the Irvine location was the very first in Orange County to become an official "Clover" Starbucks. For those of you not familiar with this new offering from the lady with the sea shells on her boobs, the Clover brewing system is a machine which controls brew time and temperature digitally, as according to Starbucks, even small changes in each can dramatically affect the outcome you taste in your cup. A thermal blanket surrounds the brew chamber to keep water within 1 degree of the ideal temperature. After the coffee brews, it is pulled through a 70-micron filter. The resulting grounds are pushed out of the top of the machine and the coffee alone flows into your cup.

What does this all mean? It means I waited 10 minutes, paid almost a dollar more and when all was said and done, I had a $3 hot cup of.....well.....coffee. Tasted like coffee. Looked like coffee. Smelled like coffee, abeit Starbucks coffee and I struggled to find any difference.  

Which brings me to my point, that while Starbucks has reinvigorated their brand and solidified their standing as the definition of coffee...(are you someone who says "Lets go grab a coffee" in the morning or do you say "Lets go grab a Starbucks"?) there is a very fine line between expanding your product portfolio and creating fragmentation in your brand. I can see paying $3 dollars for one of their blended iced, super-nonfat, half calf, dolce con leche, cinnamon swirl venti mocha lattes. That is understandable and by the way, comes with a distinct difference in flavor and experience. I do not however, agree with paying $2.15 for a venti coffee....or being persuaded to pay $3.10 for a ......well......super high-tech coffee. 

However all that being said, therein lies the secret to Starbucks marketing. After all the things I just typed....I went exactly where they marketed me to go. They persuaded me to trial. 

Damn you Starbucks brand marketers.

I'd be curious to hear feedback on whether you have tried the Clover style. You can email me at paul23schmidt@gmail.com

P

Evolution Is Good...


Well hello...and thanks for stopping in.

So I had a slight epiphany about a week ago while in attendance of a digital marketing conference in Phoenix. As I listened and absorbed an abundant amount of information (thank you Agencyside) on the ever shifting and developing trends within social media and within marketing approaches in general, combined with a society that is ever-hungry for relevant and engaging content, I realized that by my very profession, i should really be offering a blog, or an outlet, for more relevant information for people to read. Now grant you, this does not mean that I will lose my sense of humor...an underlying thread that I do think a majority of my readers find as a benefit...but I do have much more to offer than just ranting and raving like a lunatic about topics and information that at the end of the day...is meaningless to most of the world. So as all living, breathing things often find themselves doing, my blog is going through an evolution of its own. 

I think my prior blogs, much to my wifes testimony are simply the rants and raves of someone who always seems angry and bitter. Funny? Absolutely. Pain-in-the-side hilarious? Without a doubt. But in the end, I really would rather be creating something that people actually find entertaining, funny AND relevant. I mean really, at the end of the day, you can only talk about the Packers, bad experiences at Postal Annex and Irvine drivers so much before it gets old.

Well maybe not the Irvine drivers. You can't make that shit up.

My goal with The Griddle though is to provide a source of information and of course, entertainment that takes both broad and detailed looks at the things which are developing in our society as a whole...whether it be cultural trends, news, media, poilitcs, art, creativity, etc. It's literally a plate of what is cooking in the world, through the eyes of someone who has made a career of studying what drives, afffects and impacts consumers and drives action and response. Very much like the breakfasts in the south (where they throw a steak, eggs, bacon and hashbrowns together in one pan and cook it all together before throwing it on a plate) this blog will be a little of everything and specific to nothing. But again, it will have my humor, perhaps more defined however, to incorporate my views on what is going on out there in our crazy-ass society. 

So that being a rather long introduction, I encourage and ask that you sign up via email and follow me. In fact, to quote Mr. Wilder in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory:

"I'm so glad you could come. This is going to be such an exciting day. I hope you enjoy it......I think you will."


Paul