So apparently I have not been paying attention to my calendar. Might have something to do with the overwhelming amount of work I have at the office and the fact I've been jetsetting all over the place. However, I discovered today that judgement day is supposed to start on Saturday. Or the Day of Rapture, or The Big Shit, or whatever you want to label it. Personally, after hearing and seeing so many of these "doomsdays" come and go, I label it bat-shit crazy.
This from CNN today:
May 21, 2011, according to loyal listeners of Family Radio, a Christian broadcasting network based in Oakland, California, will mark the Day of Rapture and the start of Judgment Day (which, they say, will last five months). Those who are saved will be taken up to heaven, and those who aren’t will endure unspeakable suffering. Dead bodies will be strewn about as earthquakes ravage the Earth, they say. And come October 21, they’ll tell you, the entire world will be kaput.
Full story and video of the crazy...erm....I mean story here:
http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2011/05/18/tick-tock-goes-the-doomsday-clock/?hpt=C1
Apparently the whole thing is going to start with an earthquake. Which to be honest, would not surprise me with the weird weather patterns we have been having. However, I think this will most likely just be another Saturday where most of these "team members" will find themselves waking up outside their RV's in an open field somewhere surrounded by empty canned goods and feeling pretty ridiculous as they take their morning piss.
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